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larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

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"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."
Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

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"When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse me, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you."
Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

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putaindeballerine:

Nick Grimshaw at the Adidas Originals by Rita Ora launch on September 4, 2014 in London.
"And how odd it is
to be haunted by someone
that is still alive."
I Guess the Old You is a Ghost (#589: June 25, 2014)

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impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

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grimmygang:

@msaimeephillips: YES @Julietsear @nicholasgrimshaw #grimmy30
"I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor” he says, “I am Pagliacci.”"
Robin Williams (via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

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