why the fuck is Sherlock Holmes’ brother named Microsoft
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the thing about people finding out you like one direction is that once they do they assume all you do is listen to one direction and everything you do is about one direction even though it is but that’s not the point
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do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
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"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."
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"When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse me, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you."
Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks
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"And how odd it is
to be haunted by someone
that is still alive."
I Guess the Old You is a Ghost (#589: June 25, 2014)
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